Wednesday, December 06, 2006

My Perfect Guy

I am the sort of geek that loves a unix text editor called vi. You can keep your Word's or notepad's or whatever. Give me my text based editor that scorns mice, and uses only keystrokes to do everything. It rocks so much that I even wrote my thesis using it. But even as a sad geek, I am quite ashamed of this conversation today:

Me: "Why don't you pipe everything to a text file, and use vi to globally replace the commands, make the file executable, and run it. Loads easier"
Guy at work: "That's not a bad idea.. god you love vi don't you?"
Me: "Yeah, I do. If vi where a guy, I'd marry him. "
Guy at work: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah, and if vi were a guy, he'd be hot and everything. I'd definitely ask him for his number, go out for a date, romance him a bit, then marry and have his kids"
Guy at work (clearly losing any tiny bit of respect he might have had for me): "hmmm... ok.. that's pretty geeky"


Not a Cookie Cutter said...

Hilarious! ;) At least you know what kind of man you want!

tm said...

I love you.

Trying to "Panda" said...

I want a geeky guy who responds only to keyboard movements. I'm so sad!

tm said...

that would make a few things interesting... when to go to insert mode, when to escape, when to force quit without saving...

Anonymous said...

what do you do when he crashes ?