Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Deadly Flannel

Me, walking past Calv's desk at work, spot a flannel shirt, very similar to one I loved when I was in high school (hey! I know what you're thinking, but in the early 90's flannel rocked. Just watch reruns of "Party of 5". That dude from Lost isn't so cool now is he).

Me: "Oh look, I used to own a flannel shirt just like this" (pick up "shirt")

Me: "OH MY GOD, IT'S NOT HIS SHIRT, IT'S HIS BOXERS!!! EEEEK"

Me: Run to the bathroom to wash of the boy germs of my hands, because those boxers have been under his desk for the last 4 years, and I don't want to catch cooties.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the hell has he been doing under his desk ? And with who ?

Mayren said...

*ROFLMAO*

ok I totally agree that plaid flannels were "The" thing in the early 90's

Next: My natural reaction is the same as Anon...
Who is that guy banging at work that he needs undies.
Good thing you washed up. No need to pick up STD's from a co-worker

Anonymous said...

And now the reality is sinking in, What's worse is who still wears flannel boxers ?
And I bet they're tartan !

calvstar said...

In my defence they are in fact normal shorts and not "boxers" used for sports at work but in the tartan flannel panic that she must of endured they could of been speedos or anything.....I have been cootie free since 1993 (see it rhymes)

Not a Cookie Cutter said...

Note to self never touch any type of clothing on co-workers desk.
Flannel shirts...do I smell teen spirit?
~G

Trying to "Panda" said...

Oh yes, Flannel shirts was our way of rebelling from the proper catholic school girl upbringing we were enduring.

You'd think we'd have done things like intrevenous drugs in the chapel if we were really hard core, but no. Just flannel shirts on mufti days...