Monday, September 04, 2006

Supermarket Shopping Oz Style

I went to the local supermarket today to get all the junk food I have to take back for people in London (don't worry Dr D, I've got a mountain of Cheezels). Included on my pile were:

  • 2 packets of Tim Tams
  • 2 packets of Mint Slices
  • 1 Giant Bag of Milo Bars
  • 1 Giant Bag of Voilet Crumbles
  • 1 Giant Bag of Fantales
  • 1 Giant Bag of Cherry Ripes
  • 4 Kit Kat Chunky Bars
  • 1 Small bag of Burger Rings (for me)

As I was putting all this junk on the converyor belt, the old woman and her husband next to me gave me this look of "You irresponsible girl. What the hell are you doing? How could you eat that much chocolate? Have some respect" and I reallywish I'd had the balls to have said "Ah you know darl', somtimes you just can't be arsed to drive the kids to Maccas, so I thought I'd just give 'em chochie biccies for dinner instead". It would have made the old biddy just keel over in shock.


Anonymous said...

What about the 14 packets of cheezles?

Anonymous said...

can't you read? they're on the list.