- What is a QANGO (Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisation).
- What to do when you spill a strangers drink in a pub
- What to do when you don't get on with your neighbours
- The percentage of women to men in Britain (51%-49%)
- That if you're pregnant, you get loads of free stuff and you're fast tracked for things like housing, benefits and dental care (I guess to make for the fact that you have to have a screaming child break free from your body in what I can only assume is the most painful thing a woman will ever experience in her life).
- You can't get divorced in the first year of marriage.
Right-o old chaps! I'd better start drinking tea by the bucket, wanting to shoot foxes, and complain about all these foreigners coming into Britain! Tally-ho!