Friday, June 09, 2006

Oncoming dementia

I'm finding it harder and harder today to stop muttering "twat" under my breath whenever I see someone who is annoying me. And these people are annoying because, well frankly, they're being a twat. So when I passed one of these people on the stairwell this afternoon, I clamped my mouth shut, sweetly smiled, but in my head I was screaming "TWAT! TWAT! TWAT! TWAT! TWAT!".

I hope that my oncoming dementia keeps me from blurting this out one day. I'm sure this is the sort of behaviour that catholic nuns where hoping to impart on me at school...

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