Friday, June 30, 2006

Filthy Mood For A Friday

Have you ever wanted to take every plate and cup in eyesite and throw them with all the force you can muster at a nearby wall?. And then possibly roll around in the broken glass so that all your skin tears, because the filthy fucking mood you're in is so bad it takes all your energy to not SMASH THE KEYBOARD INTO THE MONITOR AND TELL EVERYONE TO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, and sitting quietly at work feels like a death sentence. Or is that just me?

Wow, there's thousands of pounds of therapy waiting right there.

Soundtrack to this mood:
  • #1 Crush - Garbage
  • Bullet with Butterfly Wings - Smashing Pumpkins
  • Breathe - The Prodigy

3 comments:

Splatter said...

1. obtain large number of firecrackers
2. install in peaches
3. light
4. repeat with any number of fruits until destressified.

-Sometimes also entertaining to throw in the air while setting off or place in convienient locations-

Animal Shelter Worker said...

Start conflicting rumors on different sides of the office and sit back and watch the show.

That's always fun.

Am glad I am no longer in an office.

Trying to "Panda" said...

Thanks for everyone's suggestions. I found though that drinking copious glasses JD really did do the trick. Don't believe the hype. Drinking is the answer to all of life's problems..