Monday, June 26, 2006

What's-a Matter You?

I feel sick. I'm not sure if it's nerves from the upcoming Italy-Australia game (to which I'll be wearing the Aussie gold) or because I ate half a very unripe avocado for lunch.

Either way, a little something which I'm sure will be heard on the pitch today, but probably with a lot more swearing:

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.

Ah, shaddap-a your face!

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